The Stone Bishop

Migration

2010-02-02T08:36:00.001-08:00

Hey kids..

I have migrated the site to a new URL - http://www.thestonebishop.com. Bookmark it. and of course let me know what you think....

Happy,

Bryan

Icarus

2010-02-01T08:39:00.000-08:00

Classical Fail

Too High - Stevie Wonder

Monkey Institutionalized

2010-01-29T08:50:00.000-08:00

Leave your monkey behind... no free rides!

Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies

Egg

2010-01-28T09:05:00.000-08:00

Another reason for Free Range Chickens...

Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash

Hunchback Vampire

2010-01-27T08:20:00.001-08:00

Rib Lovers Beware!

Soul Finger - The Bar-Kays

Ron Loves Carole

2010-01-26T08:22:00.000-08:00

A poem I wrote for my Uncle Ron. My Aunt Carole passed away a few days before Christmas. I miss her :(

Ron Loves Carole

You just came ashore
We just finished the floor
And now you’re gone

Uphill for a few more years
My eyes already filled with tears
Now that you’re gone

I see you everywhere
In that set of Tupperware
We bought in ‘82
In the tub with claws that you didn’t use
And now you’re gone

I think about you in the water
In the waves crashing I hear your laughter
Peeking at the ocean on the roof with our daughter
Following the vine of the orange trumpet flower
Now that you’re gone

Ocean Pacific

2010-01-25T09:47:00.000-08:00

Bringing 'em back 2 kneecaps at a time

Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Rod Stewart

Spic 'n Span

2010-01-22T10:33:00.000-08:00

'Border'-line Offensive

So Fresh, So Clean - OutKast

Fish

2010-01-21T08:39:00.000-08:00

You can put lipstick on a pig...

Ugly - Fishbone

White Collar Worker

2010-01-20T08:47:00.000-08:00

My 5 year old son filmed this with my point and click... I think I might have a director on my hands :)

White Collar Worker
B.Stone

I'm a white collar worker in a white collar family
I work on the 9th floor of a tower
Protective glaze over my waterless gaze
It looks like I'm in a heap of trouble

I'm not in a union. I'm on salary
I work at least 50 hours a week
No bonus structure, no equity
I don't punch a clock but I get no overtime

And then I remember I've got my first born

Prime America, squeeze for all its worth
It takes time to live out that dream
A house, two cars and two point five kids
That you'll only see on the weekends

Then I remember Ive got my firstborn

As he puts his tiny hand in mine and he looks me in the eyes
And he says "daddy I love you"

2 days a week

Marshmallow

2010-01-19T09:07:00.000-08:00

Something sweet on a rainy day

You Sexy Thing - Hot Chocolate

Football - Weekend edition

2010-01-17T09:00:00.000-08:00

This one is for Alyssa the biggest Chargers fan ever... let's hope they win today. GO CHARGERS!

Weekend posts are created specifically for special people... I also send the hard copy of the image snail mail. If you want to be special just use the Talk To Me functionality on the Left <--- San Diego Super Chargers by thestonebishop

Tiger Woods - Weekend Edition

2010-01-16T11:15:00.000-08:00

The Agony of Defeat - especially created for Mr. Hubball

Weekend posts are created specifically for special people... I also send the hard copy of the image snail mail. If you want to be special just use the Talk To Me functionality on the Left

You Cheat - Soda and His Milli...

Japanese Body Pillow - Weekend Edition

2010-01-16T09:00:00.000-08:00

It's all in the Marketing
............................

This Japanese Body Pillow was created especially for Huggie Dan...

Weekend posts are created specifically for special people... I also send the hard copy of the image snail mail. If you want to be special just use the Talk To Me functionality on the Left

Tears On My Pillow - Little An...

Llama

2010-01-15T09:12:00.000-08:00

Use the sink not your shirt

Clean Shirt - Railroad Jerk

Elephant

2010-01-14T08:49:00.000-08:00

The Far Side style

Pachyderm - 50 Cent Haircut

Worried

2010-01-13T09:53:00.000-08:00

This is the way I feel after listening to the news... I gotta stop.

California Uber Alles - The Dead Kennedys

Palin Fox

2010-01-12T08:35:00.000-08:00

Get ready for some fair and balanced news

Be scared... be very scared!

Lil' Red Riding Hood (Album Ve...

Happiness

2010-01-11T09:16:00.000-08:00

I saw this great documentory on Happiness during the vacation on PBS, This Emotional Life Episode 3: Rethinking Happiness. If you get a chance TIVO it. It's all about relationships my friend. Let's make each other happy.

Love And Happiness - Al Green

Crazy Girl

2010-01-08T11:51:00.000-08:00

Crazy in the head Crazy in...

You're Crazy - Guns N' Roses

Puzzle Partners

2010-01-07T17:25:00.000-08:00

Puzzle pieces are doomed

Planet of Apes - 50 Cent Hairc...

Kiss Me (It's Not Love)

2010-01-06T17:00:00.000-08:00

Kiss Me (It's Not Love)
B.Stone

Take a line from a movie
Use a quote from a book
Steal a word from a conversation
Where I mistook you for loving me

I'm a man on a mission
I'm a fire you must stoke
Need to find myself a woman
That gets all my jokes and
Prayers from the pew

I doesn't show but I'll
Do whatever it takes to
Make you want to kiss me to
Ensure that you'll miss me
Though its not love

I walk myself into a room
A target crosses my eye
Within 3 seconds I will reply but
I can only stay awhile

Did you see that fight outside?
Do you know you twitch your eye?
Can't you tell that I'm just not your type?
But I'll take you home

Mosquito

2010-01-05T09:00:00.000-08:00

Long Live Skeeter Truck!

Drivin' To Vegas - Skeeter Truck

Pineapple People Pannel

2010-01-04T09:00:00.000-08:00

The many faces of pineapple

Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai - Dick McIntir...

Happy New Year

2010-01-01T00:01:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year - Nat King Cole

Lemur

2009-12-31T09:00:00.000-08:00

Hugs heal

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa [Sad Song] - Ot...

Lobster boy

2009-12-30T09:00:00.000-08:00

Bountiful buffet of boy bites... gross!

Freakshow - Honeydogs

Explosive Underpants

2009-12-29T12:39:00.001-08:00

Explosive Underpants, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

a photo of a drawing I made this morning... I had underpants on the brain :)

Bran

2009-12-29T09:00:00.000-08:00

Bran... is a burning thing

Ring Of Fire - June Carter Cas...

Chipmunk

2009-12-28T17:21:00.000-08:00

Disgraceful Ballerina

Every Little Gesture - Hefner

Christmas

2009-12-25T09:00:00.000-08:00

Have a Charlie Brown Christmas!

Donde Esta Santa Claus - Augie...

Clown

2009-12-24T09:00:00.000-08:00

Enunciation is important

Get Off of My Cloud - The Roll...

Grass Hog

2009-12-23T10:00:00.000-08:00

Grass Hog by thestonebishop

Grass Hog
B.Stone

They used to call me the Grass Hog
But now they call me a loser.
The line went from short to long.
I don’t think that I can go on
Without the charge of a battery rammed through my head.

I put my finger on the hairline trigger
Making small which was once much bigger
Staring at my high school picture
Remember, memory go away

I lost all my power to keep you near.
I’m all out of gun powder to install fear
Your burned face, back of my mind, I can not clear

They used to call me the Grass Hog
But now they just call me old
My attitude went from bold to cold
I don’t seem to fit the mold
But I can get the thought of you out of my bed

I put my finger on the hairline trigger.
Did I ever tell you, you look like my sister?
I never thought I would ever miss her
Remember, memory go away

They used to call me the grass hog
They used to call me, they used to call
But now they don’t call at all
Grass Hog, Grass Hog

Myles told me that joke

2009-12-23T09:16:00.000-08:00

Yesterday's post was inspired by my eight year old son Myles.

Myles: "What did the the grumpy goat say when he was was invited to the Christmas Party?"
Me: "Thanks for the invite, but unfortunately I have other RAMS"
Myles: "No"
Me: "I don't know"
Myles "Baaaa Humbug"

Goat

2009-12-22T09:43:00.001-08:00

Goat, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Baa... Humbug. Goats just can't get into the spirit.

Sheep Go To Heaven - Cake

Seal

2009-12-21T08:59:00.001-08:00

Seal, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

I don't care how many times I hear this... i still think it's funny. Is that sick?

Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I'm...

Hippo

2009-12-18T12:47:00.001-08:00

Hippo, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

You can always sink further... oh Elliott :(

Waltz #2 (XO) - Elliott Smith

side note: I saw a hippo swimming in the ocean on TV this morning... really cool

Acorn

2009-12-17T08:01:00.001-08:00

Acorn, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

think this is sick? Listen to this tune...

A Question of Time [Live at Pa...

Panavision Smile

2009-12-16T08:29:00.001-08:00

TV, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Panavision Smile by thestonebishop

Panavision Smile
B.Stone

I’ve a Panavision smile exploding into Technicolor
Adverts become themselves when there is nothing left to sell
Encyclopedia of cinematic gestures
That fake meaningful look, that tearjerk hook

We’ve all been to New York City and seen the stars on Hollywood Boulevard
We’ve all paid our $11.50 to get there virtually on the silver screen

They say who needs women; just take a look at the television
Channel 4, flip to 2, switch to 9
For your eyes the man earns a dime
Phone plan, blue pills, fast cars, precision time

Symbolic sexual vortex, tele-visual sheen… she’s the power of 17

The end credits roll by.
I’ll see you later, ‘round like an alligator, take yourself with ya

Cat

2009-12-15T09:30:00.001-08:00

Cat, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Aaaah... puns

Funky Cat - James Knight

Alligator

2009-12-14T10:32:00.001-08:00

Alligator, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Alligators are dangerous

I could not decide which song I wanted to put here... so you get two today.

See You Later, Alligator - Bob...

Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover...

Mermaid

2009-12-11T08:56:00.001-08:00

Mermaid, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Mermaids can be bitches

Stick Figure Girl - 50 Cent Haircut by thestonebishop

Snail

2009-12-10T09:37:00.001-08:00

Snail, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

You can't always change who you are

It's Too Late - Carole King

Butterfly

2009-12-09T10:44:00.001-08:00

Butterfly, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

This image goes with the song below

Flutterby Butterfly

2009-12-09T09:59:00.001-08:00

Flutterby Butterfly by The Stone Bishop

Here is the first song I wrote. I recorded it with my buddy Paul Madison.

Here are the lyrics:

Flutter by butterfly
Flutter by butterfly in my backyard
They only come around when the nectar's flowing
They only come around when the good times are rolling
Laughing, singing, sharing, talking to my friends
Why are they all gathered here in my presence
Why are you always asking me for something
Always pretending to my friend
Butterflies flutter by
Flutter by butterfly pass me by
Flutter by butterfly suck me dry
Why don't they come around when I'm feeling down?

Panavision Smile
B.Stone

Math vs Meth

2009-12-09T09:39:00.001-08:00

MathMeth, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

A Public Service Announcement - Be Like Albert not Adolph

Albert Einstein - Artichoke

Worm

2009-12-09T09:24:00.001-08:00

Worm, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Don't be a worm

Optimist

2009-12-08T17:46:00.001-08:00

Optimist, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

It's good to look at the bright side of life... sometimes. I've jumped off the building a few times - but they were only dog houses.

The Optimist - Turin Brakes

Introduction

2009-12-08T16:52:00.001-08:00

I love to create. I play bass, write and record, doodle and draw to keep sharp during meetings, and write short musings. I also love to share those things that I create with others… so here is a single place to put all those things and share with my friends. Also, I do a lot of reading, music discovery and love the digital music space… and because you don’t have the time to search all the goods out yourself… I’ll do it for you. So that’s what this site is about. I hope you enjoy.