Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Migration

Hey kids..

I have migrated the site to a new URL - http://www.thestonebishop.com. Bookmark it. and of course let me know what you think....

Happy,

Bryan

Monday, February 1, 2010

Icarus

Icarus
Classical Fail

Friday, January 29, 2010

Monkey Institutionalized

Monkey

Leave your monkey behind... no free rides!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Egg

Egg

Another reason for Free Range Chickens...


Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Hunchback Vampire

Hunchback

Rib Lovers Beware!


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Ron Loves Carole

A poem I wrote for my Uncle Ron. My Aunt Carole passed away a few days before Christmas. I miss her :(


Ron Loves Carole

You just came ashore
We just finished the floor
And now you’re gone

Uphill for a few more years
My eyes already filled with tears
Now that you’re gone

I see you everywhere
In that set of Tupperware
We bought in ‘82
In the tub with claws that you didn’t use
And now you’re gone

I think about you in the water
In the waves crashing I hear your laughter
Peeking at the ocean on the roof with our daughter
Following the vine of the orange trumpet flower
Now that you’re gone

Monday, January 25, 2010

Ocean Pacific

OPs

Bringing 'em back 2 kneecaps at a time

Friday, January 22, 2010

Spic 'n Span

Spic n Span

'Border'-line Offensive

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Fish

Fish

You can put lipstick on a pig...

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

White Collar Worker

My 5 year old son filmed this with my point and click... I think I might have a director on my hands :)



White Collar Worker
B.Stone

I'm a white collar worker in a white collar family
I work on the 9th floor of a tower
Protective glaze over my waterless gaze
It looks like I'm in a heap of trouble

I'm not in a union. I'm on salary
I work at least 50 hours a week
No bonus structure, no equity
I don't punch a clock but I get no overtime

And then I remember I've got my first born

Prime America, squeeze for all its worth
It takes time to live out that dream
A house, two cars and two point five kids
That you'll only see on the weekends

Then I remember Ive got my firstborn

As he puts his tiny hand in mine and he looks me in the eyes
And he says "daddy I love you"

2 days a week

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Marshmallow

Marshmallow

Something sweet on a rainy day

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Football - Weekend edition

Football

This one is for Alyssa the biggest Chargers fan ever... let's hope they win today. GO CHARGERS!

Weekend posts are created specifically for special people... I also send the hard copy of the image snail mail. If you want to be special just use the Talk To Me functionality on the Left <--- San Diego Super Chargers by thestonebishop

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Tiger Woods - Weekend Edition

Tiger Woods


The Agony of Defeat - especially created for Mr. Hubball

Weekend posts are created specifically for special people... I also send the hard copy of the image snail mail. If you want to be special just use the Talk To Me functionality on the Left

Japanese Body Pillow - Weekend Edition

Japanese Pillow

It's all in the Marketing
............................

This Japanese Body Pillow was created especially for Huggie Dan...

Weekend posts are created specifically for special people... I also send the hard copy of the image snail mail. If you want to be special just use the Talk To Me functionality on the Left

Friday, January 15, 2010

Llama

Llama

Use the sink not your shirt

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Worried

Worried

This is the way I feel after listening to the news... I gotta stop.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Monday, January 11, 2010

Happiness

Happiness

I saw this great documentory on Happiness during the vacation on PBS, This Emotional Life Episode 3: Rethinking Happiness. If you get a chance TIVO it. It's all about relationships my friend. Let's make each other happy.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Crazy Girl

Crazy Girl

Crazy in the head Crazy in...

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Puzzle Partners

Partnership

Puzzle pieces are doomed

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Kiss Me (It's Not Love)



Kiss Me (It's Not Love)
B.Stone

Take a line from a movie
Use a quote from a book
Steal a word from a conversation
Where I mistook you for loving me

I'm a man on a mission
I'm a fire you must stoke
Need to find myself a woman
That gets all my jokes and
Prayers from the pew

I doesn't show but I'll
Do whatever it takes to
Make you want to kiss me to
Ensure that you'll miss me
Though its not love

I walk myself into a room
A target crosses my eye
Within 3 seconds I will reply but
I can only stay awhile

Did you see that fight outside?
Do you know you twitch your eye?
Can't you tell that I'm just not your type?
But I'll take you home

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Mosquito

Mosquito

Long Live Skeeter Truck!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Pineapple People Pannel

Pineapple People

The many faces of pineapple

Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year

Happy Pineapple

Happy New Year!