Lemur

Hugs heal

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa [Sad Song] - Ot...

Lobster boy

Bountiful buffet of boy bites... gross!

Freakshow - Honeydogs

Explosive Underpants

Explosive Underpants, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

a photo of a drawing I made this morning... I had underpants on the brain :)

Bran

Bran... is a burning thing

Ring Of Fire - June Carter Cas...

Chipmunk

Disgraceful Ballerina

Every Little Gesture - Hefner

Christmas

Have a Charlie Brown Christmas!

Donde Esta Santa Claus - Augie...

Clown

Enunciation is important

Get Off of My Cloud - The Roll...

Grass Hog

Grass Hog by thestonebishop

Grass Hog
B.Stone

They used to call me the Grass Hog
But now they call me a loser.
The line went from short to long.
I don’t think that I can go on
Without the charge of a battery rammed through my head.

I put my finger on the hairline trigger
Making small which was once much bigger
Staring at my high school picture
Remember, memory go away

I lost all my power to keep you near.
I’m all out of gun powder to install fear
Your burned face, back of my mind, I can not clear

They used to call me the Grass Hog
But now they just call me old
My attitude went from bold to cold
I don’t seem to fit the mold
But I can get the thought of you out of my bed

I put my finger on the hairline trigger.
Did I ever tell you, you look like my sister?
I never thought I would ever miss her
Remember, memory go away

They used to call me the grass hog
They used to call me, they used to call
But now they don’t call at all
Grass Hog, Grass Hog

Myles told me that joke

Yesterday's post was inspired by my eight year old son Myles.

Myles: "What did the the grumpy goat say when he was was invited to the Christmas Party?"
Me: "Thanks for the invite, but unfortunately I have other RAMS"
Myles: "No"
Me: "I don't know"
Myles "Baaaa Humbug"

Goat

Goat, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Baa... Humbug. Goats just can't get into the spirit.

Sheep Go To Heaven - Cake

Seal

Seal, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

I don't care how many times I hear this... i still think it's funny. Is that sick?

Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I'm...

Hippo

Hippo, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

You can always sink further... oh Elliott :(

Waltz #2 (XO) - Elliott Smith

side note: I saw a hippo swimming in the ocean on TV this morning... really cool

Acorn

Acorn, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

think this is sick? Listen to this tune...

A Question of Time [Live at Pa...

Panavision Smile

TV, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Panavision Smile by thestonebishop

Panavision Smile
B.Stone

I’ve a Panavision smile exploding into Technicolor
Adverts become themselves when there is nothing left to sell
Encyclopedia of cinematic gestures
That fake meaningful look, that tearjerk hook

We’ve all been to New York City and seen the stars on Hollywood Boulevard
We’ve all paid our $11.50 to get there virtually on the silver screen

They say who needs women; just take a look at the television
Channel 4, flip to 2, switch to 9
For your eyes the man earns a dime
Phone plan, blue pills, fast cars, precision time

Symbolic sexual vortex, tele-visual sheen… she’s the power of 17

The end credits roll by.
I’ll see you later, ‘round like an alligator, take yourself with ya

Cat

Cat, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Aaaah... puns

Funky Cat - James Knight

Alligator

Alligator, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Alligators are dangerous

I could not decide which song I wanted to put here... so you get two today.

See You Later, Alligator - Bob...

Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover...

Mermaid

Mermaid, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Mermaids can be bitches

Stick Figure Girl - 50 Cent Haircut by thestonebishop

Snail

Snail, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

You can't always change who you are

It's Too Late - Carole King

Butterfly

Butterfly, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

This image goes with the song below

Flutterby Butterfly

Flutterby Butterfly  by  The Stone Bishop

Here is the first song I wrote. I recorded it with my buddy Paul Madison.

Here are the lyrics:

Flutter by butterfly
Flutter by butterfly in my backyard
They only come around when the nectar's flowing
They only come around when the good times are rolling
Laughing, singing, sharing, talking to my friends
Why are they all gathered here in my presence
Why are you always asking me for something
Always pretending to my friend
Butterflies flutter by
Flutter by butterfly pass me by
Flutter by butterfly suck me dry
Why don't they come around when I'm feeling down?

Panavision Smile
B.Stone

Math vs Meth

MathMeth, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

A Public Service Announcement - Be Like Albert not Adolph

Albert Einstein - Artichoke

Worm

Worm, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

Don't be a worm

Optimist

Optimist, originally uploaded by thestonebishop.

It's good to look at the bright side of life... sometimes. I've jumped off the building a few times - but they were only dog houses.

The Optimist - Turin Brakes

Introduction

I love to create. I  play bass, write and record, doodle and draw to keep sharp during meetings, and write short musings. I also love to share those things that I create with others… so here is a single place to put all those things and share with my friends. Also, I do a lot of reading, music discovery and love the digital music space… and because you don’t have the time to search all the goods out yourself… I’ll do it for you. So that’s what this site is about. I hope you enjoy.